I was always a very happy, optimistic person.
I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.
You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.
Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.
The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It's just bad writing, really. And it's really terrible in about the second act.
In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.