I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.

So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact.

When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.

Something is cool until everyone thinks it's cool.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.