I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

When you're superhot, you don't have the time to enjoy being superhot, because you're working your ass off. By the time we will actually have time to really go out and screw around, we won't be hot anymore.

I find Mormons adorable.

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.