There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.

Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.

It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works.

I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.