There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.

When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.

The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but pot makes you feel fine with being bored and it's when you're bored that you should be learning a new skill or some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you're not good at anything.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.