There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.

My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.

I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force.

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.