I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.