Something is cool until everyone thinks it's cool.

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.

Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.

Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It's just bad writing, really. And it's really terrible in about the second act.