Something is cool until everyone thinks it's cool.

I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous—the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ... there's this big giant universe and it's expanding, it's all gonna collapse on itself and we're all just here just 'cause ... just 'cause'. That, to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.