Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.

I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.