Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.

My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but pot makes you feel fine with being bored and it's when you're bored that you should be learning a new skill or some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you're not good at anything.

I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.