I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

Something is cool until everyone thinks it's cool.

I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.