Before the church responded, a lot of people would ask us, 'Are you afraid of what the church would say?' And Trey and I were like, 'They're going to be cool.' And they were like, 'No, they're not. There are going to be protests.' And we were like, 'Nope, they're going to be cool.' We weren't that surprised by the church's response. We had faith in them.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody

I just realized that there are going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with them in the right way.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.