Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there.

I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.