I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy.
Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.
Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.
I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.
When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.