You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if you take that music number out, there's less to the movie there. You would miss it.

I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.