You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

I was always a very happy, optimistic person.

I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world.