I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.

The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It's just bad writing, really. And it's really terrible in about the second act.

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact.

When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.

I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.