I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.

I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force.

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.