I can feel myself dying inside.

When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'

I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force.

You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.