I can feel myself dying inside.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

To me, every episode is like a song, and every season is like an album. There's that part of the day when you first get the idea and you say, "This could be really funny." And you sit down and you write it. There's just something that happens there that doesn't happen when you really give it a lot of time beforehand.

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.