I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that?

There is always a plan B.

But Shane-O, Shane-O, you've got it all wrong, son. You see, when I pass, I'm not gonna leave my money to you! When I pass, I'm gonna leave all of my money to my beautiful daughter Stephanie... and, and whoever that guy is that knocked her up.

Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful.

Parental Discretion is advised, but will be completely f*n, ignored

You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire!

He who laughs last, laughs best.