Last night at WrestleMania, in front of 68,000 people, I defeated Chris Jericho and became the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And all of the doubts went away, because I proved to myself, I proved to the world, I proved to Chris Jericho that I AM The Game, and apparently I am THAT...DAMN...GOOD!

Eddie's up there. He's lyin' to somebody, he's cheatin' somebody, and he's stolen all of our hearts.

I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that?

What is this, a Hybrid? You guys must be proud of yourselves.

For the love of God, does anybody got a toothbrush?

Lita wait! I need advice on taking 5 guys at once!

Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!