Last night at WrestleMania, in front of 68,000 people, I defeated Chris Jericho and became the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And all of the doubts went away, because I proved to myself, I proved to the world, I proved to Chris Jericho that I AM The Game, and apparently I am THAT...DAMN...GOOD!

Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful.

I just want everybody to know, on a personal note, from me, sincerely, it was all his fault.

There is always a plan B.

First of all, Jericho...Liberace called and said he wants his pajamas back!

Why don't you make a contibution to my sanity, and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do... SHUT UP!!!

This is a game that you don't want to be in!