Last night at WrestleMania, in front of 68,000 people, I defeated Chris Jericho and became the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And all of the doubts went away, because I proved to myself, I proved to the world, I proved to Chris Jericho that I AM The Game, and apparently I am THAT...DAMN...GOOD!

You will look into my eyes and you will know I am The Game and that I am that damn good!

I don't look like I've been on a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse.

Come on, Chris. It'll be just you, me, and the great, wide open over here.

I think that if you go through life and no one hates you, then that means you're not good at anything

You can never have enough nerds, freaks, and weirdos. You know what I'm sayin'?

For the love of God, does anybody got a toothbrush?