Last night at WrestleMania, in front of 68,000 people, I defeated Chris Jericho and became the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And all of the doubts went away, because I proved to myself, I proved to the world, I proved to Chris Jericho that I AM The Game, and apparently I am THAT...DAMN...GOOD!

If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can.

You will look into my eyes and you will know I am The Game and that I am that damn good!

There's nothing to be ashamed of here. Everyone's been with Carlito's sister!

First of all, Jericho...Liberace called and said he wants his pajamas back!

After crippling the big red retard tonight, over a short period of time I have run the gambit of the who's who in the World Wrestling Federation! Crippling Stone Cold Steve Austin, destroying the unstoppable Mankind; putting him out for three months and beating him for the WWF championship. And then, defending it only a week later and dominating...and, oh yeah, taking to school that little punk, your champion, The Rock!

My bazooka is locked, cocked, and ready to unload.