So parents, get your children's permission to watch!

I don't look like I've been on a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse.

I think that if you go through life and no one hates you, then that means you're not good at anything

My bazooka is locked, cocked, and ready to unload.

You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire!

After crippling the big red retard tonight, over a short period of time I have run the gambit of the who's who in the World Wrestling Federation! Crippling Stone Cold Steve Austin, destroying the unstoppable Mankind; putting him out for three months and beating him for the WWF championship. And then, defending it only a week later and dominating...and, oh yeah, taking to school that little punk, your champion, The Rock!

Last night at WrestleMania, in front of 68,000 people, I defeated Chris Jericho and became the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And all of the doubts went away, because I proved to myself, I proved to the world, I proved to Chris Jericho that I AM The Game, and apparently I am THAT...DAMN...GOOD!