Canadians are always asking the questions the rest of us are afraid to ask.

"The man who alters his way of thinking to suit others is a fool." Our quote of the day is, from of all people, the Marquis de Sade, the most infamous writer in all of French literature. And by the way, if you recognized that quote, you're sick.

Bush's America. I wish we had more time. I didn't even vote for him the second time, and I feel like I got to defend him.

Every single comedian in Canada is now living in the United States.

I think I always stand up for what I believe in.

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.

Everybody knows that only creeps put cameras in the bathroom.