You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang.

One they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

You're only delaying the inevitable. I have the Tacitus. I am invincible. The Tacitus told me of Tiberium missiles, of invulnerable flying ships, of real-time genetic mutation. More than alien. More than human! The next step in our evolution as a species!

'Tis sweet to kiss a girl on Spring's first day, but only half so sweet as 'tis to kiss a girl on her bootyhole.

A good friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.

A sunset is the sun's fiery kiss to the night.