I want to know the truth, however perverted that may sound.

I do not believe in people owning guns. Guns should be owned only by the police and military. I am going to do everything I can to disarm this state.

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.

I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus.

A beautiful friendship can change people.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.

If you pay peanuts, you wind up hiring monkeys.