It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on.
If voting made any difference, it would be illegal.
'Tis sweet to kiss a girl on Spring's first day, but only half so sweet as 'tis to kiss a girl on her bootyhole.
I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends. - Guy Endore
Good friends don't let you do stupid things.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.