For some people, becoming a parent does change them, but it never changed me.

To me, England is past its sell-by date. It's not the country I grew up in.

I'd like to be the romantic lead one day, but I've got to grow my hair first.

The FA have given me a pat on the back. I've taken violence off the terracing and onto the pitch.

I've always had my ear pierced with a diamond stud. I did it myself when I was 16.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Egil Olsen should have gone six games ago. He was totally useless. I'd like to give him a right-hander!