For some people, becoming a parent does change them, but it never changed me.

I'm a Conservative, but I talk for the ordinary working classes. I get on with the boys at the pub, but I can also mix with Prince Andrew. I understand both levels. The toffs haven't lived in council estates; they've just known big mansions. How can they understand how the postman feels? I would never say no to becoming an MP.

I was offered 'I'm A Celebrity...' for a lot of money, but I don't like the level of degradation.

I've plenty of bows to my string.

To me, England is past its sell-by date. It's not the country I grew up in.

My mum calls my temper 'Devilman.' They say you calm down with age, but I don't know. It never goes away.

For some people, becoming a parent does change them, but it never changed me.