I've never met a man I didn't mutilate.
Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.
Frankly, once I've eaten a thing, I don't expect to see it again.
If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life.
Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?
If I had all the money I've spent on drink — I'd spend it on drink.