I never worked with Marilyn Monroe, but if she'd lived, I think she would have been all right. She would have been President of the United States.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.
I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie.
I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.
You see, my father was a Catholic priest, Greek Orthodox, but I think he started out as a Jew, then he became a Catholic priest.