I never worked with Marilyn Monroe, but if she'd lived, I think she would have been all right. She would have been President of the United States.

It's very easy to live here. You're anonymous here. Nobody knows who you are.

To be successful in show business, all you need are 50 good breaks.

I never worked with Marilyn Monroe, but if she'd lived, I think she would have been all right. She would have been President of the United States.

Get out of show business. Its the best advice I ever got, because Im so stubborn that if someone would tell me that, I would stay in it to the bitter end.

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.

I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.