The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.
Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
I never lost a friend I wanted to keep.
America - love it or leave it.
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.