Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.

The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.

America - love it or leave it.

Nothing recedes like success.