Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.

Nothing recedes like success.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.

He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to stone the first cast.

Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated out of a million dollars.

America - love it or leave it.