Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.

The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.

The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!

The Chicago mobs... They practiced their own perverted form of "survival of the fittest." Where the strong clawed their way to the top of a criminal empire. And the weak died in a hail of machine gun bullets.

Nothing recedes like success.

Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.