The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!
The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.
He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to stone the first cast.
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.
Nothing recedes like success.