The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.
Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.
We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.
Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.