The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.

The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.