The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated out of a million dollars.

A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

The Chicago mobs... They practiced their own perverted form of "survival of the fittest." Where the strong clawed their way to the top of a criminal empire. And the weak died in a hail of machine gun bullets.