Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!

Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated out of a million dollars.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.

Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.