Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.
Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.
It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.
The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.
Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.