Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.

It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.