A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.
The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.
I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.
It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.