Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated out of a million dollars.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.

Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.