Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.