People say, 'Well don't you regret not having kids?' And I go, 'No, not really.' And then if they keep asking, I always say this, 'Well, you know, maybe I'll adopt.' But I don't mean that. It's just something I say to make me sound like a nicer person.

Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.

Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.

As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.

Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.