A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
Wanda SykesOnce you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.
Wanda SykesWe never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is much better now.'
Wanda SykesSome black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' "They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'
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