I'm here today because I hated everything else.

Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' "They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'

My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.

I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.

I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.