When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.

I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.

We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is much better now.'

I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.

As a comedian I don't think they look at me as a sexual person but I can see where with actors it would be a little difficult for them because its part of their mystique, it gives them an easier time to change characters and people aren't going oh we have a gay actor, their gay so I don't know if I'm gunna buy this guy with this girl, its weird, I don't think it's fair; it's only done with us, it seems, like they just accept everyone as straight and go along with it and then its oh their gay and make a big deal out of it.