I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.

Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.

All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

People say, 'Well don't you regret not having kids?' And I go, 'No, not really.' And then if they keep asking, I always say this, 'Well, you know, maybe I'll adopt.' But I don't mean that. It's just something I say to make me sound like a nicer person.