I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.

Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.

I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.

You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.

I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.

People say, 'Well don't you regret not having kids?' And I go, 'No, not really.' And then if they keep asking, I always say this, 'Well, you know, maybe I'll adopt.' But I don't mean that. It's just something I say to make me sound like a nicer person.