You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
Wanda SykesAll these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.
Wanda SykesWhen I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
Wanda SykesI donโt understand why people really get upset about something that doesnโt affect them at all.
Wanda SykesThese CEOs, man ... If you're that ruthless, you're a scary dude. I tell you, now when I walk past a little gang banger, I don't even blink. But if I see a white dude with a Wall Street Journal, I haul ass. Before I walk past the Arthur Andersen building, I cut through the projects. If you cut through the projects, you may just lose what you have on you that day. I ain't never been mugged of my whole future.
Wanda Sykes