I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.
L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.
I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing.
Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I'm like, I can't be the poster child for everything. At least with the LGBT issues we get a parade and a float and it's a party.