The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.'

In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.

I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

What drives the creative person is that we see it all.

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.

That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.

The president is on national TV apologizing for getting oral sex. Why didn't he just stick with his lie? You got to stick with your lie. If you lie, you have to believe that lie whole-heartedly. It has to become the truth for you. But this man, the most powerful man in the world, is on national TV apologizing for receiving oral sex. He's an idiot. There are men sitting in here right now who would gladly accept oral sex on national TV.