Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.

Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.

If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.

I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.

When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?

What drives the creative person is that we see it all.