Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.
Hurry up and learn patience.
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.
They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.
A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.