A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.
The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.
They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.
Hurry up and learn patience.
Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.