There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.
Hurry up and learn patience.
They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.
Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.