Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.
There is nothing personal about a personal ad.
If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.
A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.
Hurry up and learn patience.