They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.

The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.

There is nothing personal about a personal ad.

Hurry up and learn patience.

Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.