They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.

Hurry up and learn patience.

Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.

There is nothing personal about a personal ad.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.