Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.
There is nothing personal about a personal ad.
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.
Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.
If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.