Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.

If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.

There is nothing personal about a personal ad.

Hurry up and learn patience.

The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.

There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.