Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.
Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.
There is nothing personal about a personal ad.
A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.