Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.
A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.
They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.
The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.