Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.
They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.
Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.
If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.