Hurry up and learn patience.
If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.
The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.
Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.