If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.

Hurry up and learn patience.

There is nothing personal about a personal ad.

They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.

Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.

There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.

The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.