If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.

There is nothing personal about a personal ad.

Hurry up and learn patience.

Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.