Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.
A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.
They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.