Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you

There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.