I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.