The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.

The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.