The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted.

The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. - By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.

Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.

Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines.