He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
Gambling: A sure way to get nothing from something.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.