He's a trellis for varicose veins.

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'

There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men.

Count 10 over him - he'll get up