If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.