Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.