The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.
I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. - By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.