I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
God help those who do not help themselves.
The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.
Failure has gone to his head.