The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.