The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. - By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.