Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.
The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.
There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.